It is a truth universally
acknowledged, at least by me, that as soon as I have a comfortable monetary
cushion on the right side of solvency, my car will inevitably develop a need
for that very amount. When I went
downtown to pick up my Indian visa yesterday, I managed to park in a tow away zone and
came back to find my car gone and 3 tow trucks hauling other unlucky cars off
to the city impound lot.
I was at 6th and
Mission, and a diverse little spot it is—pawn shops, one advertising “gold
teeth”—hope they’re buying not selling; porn shops, massage parlor, the Sharma
Vi grocery store and the FuWar Chinese restaurant. The Indian visa office is plunked right in the middle of all this, and has the same kind of iron gates to protect its glass at night as the other businesses on the street.
The impound lot is at 7th and Bryant, so I could walk to it.
There were several people in
the waiting room so I thought I’d have to sit around for awhile but my number
was called immediately. I later realized
the other people were waiting for someone to come down and give them some money
to get their cars out of the lot. I paid
the enormous fee--$450-- to get my car back, and then walked through the
darkening parking lot under the freeway. They assigned me a guide to the
underworld to help me find my car.
It felt like a scene from Blade Runner, with blinding bright
lights at the entrance and gloom toward the back of the lot, and giant tow
trucks rattling in the gate every 30 seconds with another vehicle. My guide, his face hidden in the depths of his hoodie, informed me that he had escaped the
city and moved to the east bay where seldom was heard a discouraging word from
the parking forces that be. He hasn’t had a ticket since he moved there.
I haven’t gotten a tow away
ticket in 30 years myself. And, as the young cashier said, at least I could pay
the money on the spot, and didn’t have to wait for someone to come and lend me
cash. Realistically, it just means that my
credit card payment will be the minimum amount this month. So, technically, I remain solvent.
Always look on the bri-i-ight
si-i-de of life….